Yeah, I heard you loud and
clear. (That’s… what… she
said? Wait… what.)
Dustin Rowles. That name probably won’t ring a bell,
unless you’re an avid follower and reader of Pajiba. And even if you were, you still might be confused as to who
that is, because truthfully, who looks at the author of an article
nowadays? I sure do, I’m not THAT
lazy. Correction: I’ll read the
post first, and if it’s good then
I’ll bother looking at who might have written it.
So who’s Dustin and what’s so
great about him? All I know is
that I am a fan of his writing.
It’s formally opinionative, impressively dense, and clearly clever. If he wasn’t a writer, he would
probably be a professional stand up comic… or a pedophile. His intro hooks are phenomenally
colorful, completely baits your attention and makes you want to listen to what
he might have to say just to judge for yourself if this person is blowing smoke
or not. Then the second line
snatches your wit, throws it to the ground, drop kicks it with his own humor,
and throws it back in your face.
“Did you see what I just did?!
I Eternal-Sunshine-of-the-Spotless-Mind-the-shit out of you, you just
don’t know it yet.”
He’s no Charlie Kaufman – nor is
he close – but he sure knows how to take the audience on a journey with his
writing. Each line is very
rhythmic and melodic exhibiting his playfulness and ease with matching up words
romantically. It starts off very
formal with a stern critical scale, still a uniform opinion, but in a staccato
manner. Then after the intermission
between the paragraphs, he begins act two – in-my-(humble)-opinion mode. Basically it’s a guide of critical
analysis for dummies. Pure
entertainment, passionate, and energetic.
Like a musical, you get caught up
in his whimsical, quirky, offbeat tone of writing. His writing is so buttered with solid opinion that you want
to regurgitate his own damn words and pass it off as your own to anyone who
asks your thoughts on that particular movie. I’m pretty sure I’ve done that a couple of times… I’m not
too sure. Maybe I deleted that
from my memory. For all I know,
Dustin Rowles could be a pen name, like Mark Twain, or he could actually be a
she. Like when you meet a male Ashley… that’s always weird.
Ashley is definitely not a unisex name.
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